Posts Tagged ‘funny kids riddles’

Is Your Kid a Comedian?

Thursday, March 14, 2013 posted by Martin

 

Motivational Stones

Engraved Motivational Stones

Engraved river stones might get your kid to become theatrical, but so will these funny jokes for children.

Q17. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback!

Q18. What is the biggest diamond in the world?
A. A baseball diamond!

Q19.  Why did the farmer collect only boy bugs in his jar?
A. He didn’t like ladybugs
Q20  What color is a burp?
A. Burple

Q21 Why did the man get fired from his job at the M&Ms factory?
A.  He was throwing away the Ws

Q22 Why did the little boy stare at the orange juice?
A. Because it said concentrate

Q23. Why did the hunter go home?
A. When he got to the hunting area he saw a sign that said “Bear Left”

Q24. Why is it that the jungle animals don’t play card games for money?
A. Because there are too many cheetahs

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Make Your Kids Laugh Again

Thursday, February 21, 2013 posted by Joan
Motivational Greeting Stones

Engraved Motivational Stones

Keep your kids laughing and telling jokes to their friends.  Here are eight more appropriate jokes.  Each one is even better than a personalized stone etching.

Q9. What time is it when an elephant sites on a fence?
A.    Time to get a new fence

Q10. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A.      Close the door, I’m dressing!

Q11. When is a door not a door?
A.      When it’s ajar.

Q12.  What happened when 2 cannon balls got married?
A.       They had a BB.

Q13.   What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A.        Smiles.  There is a mile between the first and last S.

Q.14   Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A.        He thought it was a high school!

Q15.   Did you know that I can jump higher than your house?
A.       That’s because your house can’t jump.

Q16.    Are you a member of the stomach club?
A.        No.  Then hand in your belly button.   OR
A.        Yes.  OK.  Then let me see your belly button

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Make Your Kids Laugh

Tuesday, February 19, 2013 posted by Martin
Motivational Greeting Stone

Good Luck Engraved Stones

Humor is the best therapy for dealing with life’s problems.  Kids are no exception to this theory.  Engage your kids with one of these appropriate jokes.  It’s even better than a good luck stone.

Q1. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine chest?
A.   He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills

Q2. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A.   A garbage truck

Q3.  What did one wall say to the other wall?
A.    I’ll meet you at the corner

Q4.  What kind of witch can you take to the beach?
A.    A sandwich

Q5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A.    To get to the other side

Q6. Why is six afraid of seven
A.   Because seven ate nine

Q7.  What looks like a box, smells like lox and flies?
A.    A flying lox box

Q8.  What is black and white and red all over?
A.    A newspaper

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