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Funny Quotes about Dads

Monday, May 27, 2013 posted by Martin
Dad Rocks Greeting Stone

Dad Rocks Engraved Stones

Make Dad smile on Father’s Day.  Your Dad will laugh at these quotes about dads:

  • If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. (Bill Cosby)
  • The place of the father in modern suburban home is a very small one, especially if he enjoys golf.  (Bertrand Russell)
  • To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.  (Ernest Hemingway)
  • Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.  (Jack Handy)
  • When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, “Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'” – Jerry Lewis
  • Some fathers have rocks in their head instead of motivational stones.  They are there to absorb the punishment when he does something wrong.  (Greeting Stones)
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