Signs and Headlines That Will Make You Laugh

Sunday, February 17, 2013 posted by Martin
Be Happy Greeting Stones

Be Happy Engraved Stones

You’ll enjoy these real-life signs and headlines even more than personalized engraved corporate gifts.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says, Really?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking tings a bit far!
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 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by  7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!  Humor lifts your burdens, inspires hopes, improves your relationships, and improves your focus and time-on-task.  According to Dr. Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.”

Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.

 

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