More Funny Signs and Headlines

Thursday, February 14, 2013 posted by Martin
Be Happy Greeting Stones
Be Happy Engraved Stones

You’ll enjoy these even more than clever birthday greetings.

 Panda Mating Fails –  Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
Good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
Ya think?
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken?
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Keep laughing!  Laughter is the best medicine.  It relaxes the whole body.  A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.

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