The Politicians

Sunday, March 18, 2012 posted by Martin
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In this political season, this is great party joke.  Change the names of the Presidents to fit your political persuasion.

One day, 3 former Presidents decided to get together on a humanitarian mission.  Unfortunately, their plane went down mid way and they died instantly.  They get to the Pearly gates and St. Peter asks, “Who are you?”

The first says, “I am George Bush, and I was President of the United  States.”  St. Peter says, “Go down the hall, go into Room #l and close the door behind you.”

The next says, “I am Bill Clinton, and I was President of the United  States.”  St. Peter says, “Go down the hall, go into Room #2 and close the door behind you.”

The third says, ”I am Jimmy Carter, and I was President of the United States.”  St. Peter says, “Go down the hall, go into Room #3 and close the door behind you.”

Bush goes into Room #!, closes the door and hears the electronic bolt lock the door.  In front of him is an 800 pound gorilla getting ready to attack him.  He looks up at the ceiling and hears a voice saying, “George Bush, you have sinned and will spend eternity with this gorilla.”

Clinton goes into Room #2, closes the door and hears the electronic bolt lock the door.  In front of him is an 800 pound fire  breathing dragon getting ready to attack him.  He looks up at the ceiling and hears a voice saying, “Bill Clinton, you have sinned and will spend eternity with this dragon.”

Carter goes into Room #3, closes the door and hears the electronic bolt lock the door.  In front of him is a sparsely clad Paris Hilton.  He looks up at the ceiling and hears a voice saying, “Paris Hilton, you have sinned…”

The moral of the story is:  When you’re between the rock and the hard place, choose an engraved rock.  It’s safer.

 

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