Funny Signs and Headlines

Tuesday, February 12, 2013 posted by Martin
Inspirational Stones

Be Happy Inspirational Stones

You’ll enjoy these even more than engraved rocks:

 Toilet out of order
Please use floor below
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Automatic washing machines:
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
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On a London department store sign:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
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In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday, please bring it back
or further steps will be taken.
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In a British office:
After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and
stand upside down on the draining board.
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Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc.
Bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
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Notice in health food shop window:
Closed Due to Illness
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Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay in Your Car
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Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it,
there is a day care on the first floor.
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Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read,
this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
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On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything.
Please Knock Hard on the Door – The Bell Doesn’t Work.

Learn to laugh!  Laughter provides you with good health benefits and helps reduce your stress level.

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